Funnies

Time for a few funny sayings:

- As we rode down the road the other day Lucy and I were listening to her new favorite song 'Payphone'....she then proceeded to ask, 'Mom, what IS a pay phone?'....gosh, that made me feel old!

-As I was cooking dinner one night, Alice was playing with Evelyn and she said, 'Who is the cutest baby in our family? Thats right, its you Evelyn!'  Alice then looked at me and said, 'Mom, guess who the cutest baby in the whole wide world is?'  I'm thinking, 'this is so sweet, she is thinking about her sister' so I guessed, "evelyn!?"....and Alice quickly replied, 'No Mom, Baby Jesus is the cutest baby in the whole wide world!'   ha!

-As I put on my bathing suit yesterday to go to the pool, Alice walked in and said, 'Mom, you need to put more bosoms in your bra'......great........

-Lucy returned from a play date at her friend/boyfriend Will's house the other day and when I asked her if she had fun she replied 'Yes, I beat him to the bone'......I highly doubt she will be invited back! ;-)

-Alice came downstairs this afternoon and said, "Mom, I just made my bed, turned off my sound machine  and put my shoes in the basket, can I get $10 now?'   hhhmmmm no!

-Our swim team won their past meet and Alice swam in 3 events.  Miraculously, she was not disqualified in the backstroke race, which is a feat for her (she just turned 5)!  When it was over, she told me in the car that the reason her team won was b/c she did backstroke!  ha!

-Alice was coming home from a play date on Friday when she told her friend Corrine that her Daddy would be at home when they got there....she asked her friend if she had met her dad and said, 'my Dad is real pretty'! ;-)