outtakes

Some recent funnies:

*We recently received an Angel (www.mysecretangelandme.com) the other day. It is the same concept as the Elf on the Shelf, but an angel.  You are supposed to give her a name and she will 'become real'.  Lucy was brainstorming and coming up with great names like Joy, Noel, Sparkle, and Mary.  Alice was sitting quietly thinking to herself then she blurted out, "How about Rihanna?"....ha!

* I just informed Lucy that Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez had broken up and she said, "Yes! I still have a chance!"

*Lucy's 2nd grade teacher's birthday is today but she made her a card on Friday.  She worked real hard on it and when I read it, it said:
   Dear Ms Moses- Malone,
           You have been the best teacher.  Thank you for teaching me a lot about math...I am now smarter        
           than my Dad.  I hope you get some new earrings for your birthday.  Have a splendid birthday.
          Love your student, Lucy
  She also taped her new school picture inside which I thought was cute. I asked her why she put the earrings part in there, she said, "Well, she wears the same pair every day so I thought she needed some new ones."  ;-)

*At dinner the other night I asked Alice what were the best and worst parts of her day. She replied, "The best part was when I was picked for a surprise in Media and the worst part was when Mrs. Fant yelled at me."
I then asked why her teacher 'yelled' at her and she said, "Well, I was playing and not listening...he he he" with her sneaky lil' giggle!!

*Alice had Field Day on Friday and as she ran three laps around a big square she passed me and said, "I don't know how Dad runs those races...this is hard...my breath is coming all out!"